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al-hasib643: Well, I needed to put up my patron. This bad boy...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:02:17 -0400

Well, I needed to put up my patron. This bad boy is a god of pathways, the keeper of the spaces between the spheres. Hes growing, so I need to leave some offerings to charge his reliquary. Later tonight I will be giving him some apples and blood, but this is only to tide him over until I get everything necessary to begin construction of his body.

drinkallofthebooze: Sounds pretty metal to me. I think someone...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:01:07 -0400

drinkallofthebooze:

Sounds pretty metal to me.

I think someone just started watching Buffy

I think I'm at the age where trying to make new friends feels like hitting on someone

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:26:09 -0400

It’s all like “what do you do” and “so what kind of movies do you like”

I’m actually better at flirting I think

dear disney please let me be peter pan. I won’t even tell...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:10:17 -0400

dear disney

please let me be peter pan. I won’t even tell anyone I’m a girl.

"Tom Felton's Hogwarts robe pockets had to be sewn shut to prevent him from taking food on set."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:07:58 -0400

1000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN

when he was an adult?

because that’s some compulsive eating, friend

Jennifer Lawrence has a body like mine...and I don't particularly care.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:11:03 -0400

If you know anything about me, or have ever been near me when she’s brought up, you know I have a huge, huge crush on Jennifer Lawrence. And it’s not just that it was super nice to see her play a strong, fierce female character who’s served as inspiration for a new crop of awesome little boys and girls and anyone in between—although she’s a great Katniss, the particular challenges of that film notwithstanding.

It’s mostly her weird, weird interview answers. She’s strange, she’s dorky, she’s quirky. She almost out-awkwarded Zack Galafanakis on his own show. She’s—wait for it—interesting.

So imagine my excitement when, while browsing reddit’s bodyacceptance sub (some of the most positive, genuine people on the entire site, for real) I came across a picture of Jennifer Lawrence in a bikini. And I realized, looking at her—she’s built like me.

Not exactly, of course—my butt’s bigger, her legs are thinner, and she looks quite a bit taller. But her thighs touch and her bikini sits on her hips the way mine does, and she’s got some cellulite and her legs have that same inexplicable outer curve I always thought wasn’t supposed to exist, because good luck finding that on a magazine cover.

And of course, she’s this wholesome-looking, dark-haired girl-next-door type, and I’ve got piercings and tattoos and this weird silver Tank Girl haircut, so. There are some differences. But I had this moment, looking at her, where I just went huh. That’s familiar. I know what it’s like, trying to find jeans to fit those thighs.

As far as I can tell, I should have been thrilled. I should have been over the moon. I should be so happy that I bear even a tiny resemblance to this goddess of the silver screen, but…that’s all it was. Literally a moment. A thought. A pause in my day.

That’s how much the similarity between her body and mine mattered. Because that has nothing to do with why she’s awesome. Nothing to do with her acting and her sense of humour and that stark, honest way she actually seems to want to do something with her career besides being a media darling.

Anyways, this isn’t a love letter to Jennifer Lawrence (although girl, if you’re on tumblr, heeeeeeeey). Just, I dunno, a reminder, I guess, of how little that sort of thing really, actually matters. Live your lives. Be awesome. Fuck the rest.

laurensegler: d0nniedarko: imtheonlyoneinlovee: briceymontana:...

Tue, 28 May 2013 13:20:34 -0400

laurensegler:

d0nniedarko:

imtheonlyoneinlovee:

briceymontana:

lusshvibe:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.

I know I already reblogged this but I still feel the need to do it again

This tears my heart in two. Love you willy

i’m crying

oh the feels.

Hey, privileged teenager

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:49:30 -0400

If you’re going to call someone a dyke, at least do it when they’re out of work uniform so they can explain exactly why that is Not Okay and why you’re an asshole.

real lesbians react to lesbian porn

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:32:02 -0400

real lesbians react to lesbian porn:

“First rule of lesbian porn—don’t use straight girls with fake nails.”

fucknotattoos: this is what you get when you’re 15 and you go...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:10:10 -0400

fucknotattoos:

this is what you get when you’re 15 and you go to some random ” tattoo artist ” please everyone make fun of this kid. Jammy Zhang. I’m his father btw.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:04:28 -0400

thechurchchannel: but i’m a nice guy

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:03:03 -0400

thechurchchannel:

but i’m a nice guy

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:56:57 -0400

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Thu, 02 May 2013 22:31:37 -0400

most renowned episodes

Thu, 02 May 2013 22:24:21 -0400

most renowned episodes

do i want to fuck you or be you: the queer mentality

Thu, 02 May 2013 22:17:25 -0400

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:20:27 -0400

cosmo tip #21

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:16:01 -0400

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

please be real please be real please be real

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:04:25 -0400

kristmort:

More unsorted work.
© Krist Mort - please do not remove credit

fuckyeahalternateversions: youngjusticer: Keeping the Disney...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:23:44 -0400

fuckyeahalternateversions:

youngjusticer:

Keeping the Disney Magic Alive, by Jirka Väätäinen.

oh man is that white girl pocohontas

I've got some news for you

al-hasib643: Well, I needed to put up my patron. This bad boy...

drinkallofthebooze: Sounds pretty metal to me. I think someone...

I think I'm at the age where trying to make new friends feels like hitting on someone

dear disney please let me be peter pan. I won’t even tell...

"Tom Felton's Hogwarts robe pockets had to be sewn shut to prevent him from taking food on set."

Jennifer Lawrence has a body like mine...and I don't particularly care.

laurensegler: d0nniedarko: imtheonlyoneinlovee: briceymontana:...

Hey, privileged teenager

real lesbians react to lesbian porn

fucknotattoos: this is what you get when you’re 15 and you go...

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thechurchchannel: but i’m a nice guy

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most renowned episodes

do i want to fuck you or be you: the queer mentality

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cosmo tip #21

kristmort: More unsorted work.© Krist Mort - please do not...

fuckyeahalternateversions: youngjusticer: Keeping the Disney...